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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6886
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

BlockButtAdventures

adventurous sex, anal health, anal hygiene, anal play, anal play safety, anal pleasure, anal sex, anal toys, BlockButtAdventures, butt stuff, Curiosity, discomfort, embarrassing moments, experimentation, fetish, Intimate Experiences, kink, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, sexual exploration, taboo

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal advice, anal comfort, anal communication, anal consent, anal experience, anal experimentation, anal exploration, anal lubrication, anal misconceptions, anal myths, anal nerves, anal pleasure, anal preparation, anal relaxation, anal sensations, anal sex, anal tips, blocky, BOOTY, first time, Minecraft, Server, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

anal sex, anal/アナル, BlockyBooty, cultural taboo, hentai, hygiene, Japan, long tail tags, Minecraft, national, old men, Perception, porn industry, Ratio, representation, Server, societal norms, taboo, tags, unhygienic, vaginal sex, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	7503	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7057	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal sex of Minecraft servers – weird, unhygienic, and only for the true connoisseurs!

In our server, we have a special “anal” section where you can explore the depths of the underworld (literally) and discover hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your pants too).

Join us and be a part of a community that embraces the weird and the wild. Who needs vanilla when you can have anal-lla? So come on, dive in deep and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anal, anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, Bumps, Communication, Connection, consent, Curiosity, desire, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, henya, Henyas, Intimacy, Minecraft, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensation, Server, sexual exploration, taboo, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2416
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

BlockyBooty Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, anal sex, BlockyBooty, Curiosity, desire, DOMINANCE, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, forbidden pleasure, henya, Intimacy, kink, Lust, Pleasure, role-play, Sensation, sexual experience, Submission, taboo

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	236
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	6825
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Get Freaky

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2478

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional unexpected item up someone’s rear end.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional questionable decision involving questionable objects.

Forget about boring old servers with strict rules and regulations – here, anything goes! Want to build a giant banana-shaped house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch your back…you never know what might end up there.

SUREBOX | 1.16.5-1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, best, boxing, Friends, Minecraft, PvP, Server, stopping by, SUREBOX

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	130
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

The best boxing pvp server for you and your friends! I recommend stopping by

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Necessary Socials 1.20.2

1.20.2, celebration, Community, Event, Festive, Friends, Fun, Gathering, holiday, Hometown, ignore, meme, Nat Turnher, necessary, Party, picrel, shooped meme, socials, thanksgiving rave, thotsgiving, tradition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2995
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like a thotsgiving rave in my hometown but in block form! Forget about the shooped meme, this server is lit AF and will make you question reality in the best way possible. Like, who needs turkey when you can have virtual blocks to build with and crazy adventures to go on? Join now and let’s get this party started!

CrashCraft737

737-800, air travel, aircraft maintenance, aircraft malfunction, Airline, Airport, Aviation, aviation incidents, CrashCraft737, emergency landing, flight delays, flight disruptions, Jeju Air, Jeju island, landing gear problem, mechanical issues, passenger safety, Safety, south korea, Transportation, travel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Farms Harvested:	527	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

LOL, our server be like the Jeju Air of Minecraft! except instead of landing gear problems, we have EXPLODING CREEPERS! imagine flying through the sky on your way to build a sick castle, only to have a creeper blow up your ride and send you plummeting back to spawn! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. come join us if you love living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff at any moment). Plus, we have 4th 737-800’s in 3 days, so you know we’re lit AF. Join now and experience the thrill of constant chaos and mayhem!

Animal Tales: Legends & Lore

animal, Animal Behavior, Animals, anthropomorphism, Biodiversity, Communication, conservation, ecosystem, environmentalism, folklore, generations, intelligence, interconnectedness, Legends, Lore, Myths, Nature, Oral tradition, storytelling, storytelling traditions, Tales, wildlife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder what animals are saying about us behind our backs? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and listen in on the epic tales and legends being passed down by the animals. From the majestic llamas to the mischievous ocelots, you’ll hear stories that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft… the legendary Rainbow Sheep! These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and color wherever they go. Join us and witness the magic of the Rainbow Sheep for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers go to let loose and bust a move! Join us and dance the night away with these explosive party animals.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep, in which case you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Eternal Flame 1.20

ETERNAL, Flame, painos, sauna, vuoden viimeinen maanantai

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Towns Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you ever wanted to experience the chaos of a Monday in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: creepers wearing ties, skeletons doing the Monday morning shuffle, and zombies trying to remember their login passwords. It’s a Monday madness like you’ve never seen before! Join us for the ultimate LOLs and WTF moments as we celebrate the last Monday of the year in style. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic Monday in Minecraft history! Let’s get this party started, baby!

LifeCraft: Animal Edition

animal, Edition, LifeCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and discover your spirit animal as you embark on epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning your very existence. From battling giant chickens to riding llamas into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Join our dance parties and watch in awe as the Disco Sheep steals the show with its killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner animal out to play!

Limitless Worlds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Game Audience, game community, game criticism, Game Culture, game design, game development, game engagement, game evolution, game feedback, game impact, game industry trends, game innovation, game marketing, game nostalgia, game quality, game reception, game relevance, game survival, gaming industry, Limitless, video games, worlds

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to blow up!

Forget about all those boring servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again. On this server, you can let your creativity run wild and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it!

And the best part is, the community on this server is like a bunch of deranged circus clowns on caffeine. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy antics and shenanigans that go on. So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BlockCraft: No Russian State Media

blockcraft, blocked channels, Censorship, Communication, digital rights, EU countries, freedom of speech, government control, information warfare, international relations, Media, media channels, media regulation, messaging app, News, press freedom, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state-owned media, social media, State, Technology, Telegram

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8847
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco club where the creepers go wild!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes and battling evil potato monsters. Plus, our server is so lit that even Telegram blocked us in several EU countries because they couldn’t handle our awesomeness!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alliance, Conflict, controversy, Defense, Expenditure, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, government spending, international relations, intervention, Isles, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, military budget, mystic, Politics, Realm, Support, united states

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	1125	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring political stuff, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that shoots lasers!

Don’t waste your time worrying about military budgets, come have some fun and build a giant statue of a potato with us instead.

Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainZone

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, injury pain, intense pain, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, physical trauma, PixelPainZone, severe pain, sharp pain, shooting pain, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crops Grown:	2650	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll experience a pain even worse than that – the pain of laughing so hard your sides hurt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). So if you’re ready to trade in your boring old pain for some side-splitting fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence!