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  • CraftyNeets – Where mining diamonds is our version of a 9-5 job!

    CraftyNeets – Where mining diamonds is our version of a 9-5 job!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1000
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Emeralds Found: 6407
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mines Excavated: 3614
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

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    Are you tired of being a neet larping as a neet? Join our Minecraft server and start making money in the most outrageous ways possible! Build a virtual empire selling pixelated goods to other players, or embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures and sell them for virtual riches. Who needs a job or school when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our wacky world of blocky adventures? Join now and say goodbye to your neet days forever!

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  • Welcome to ExeosCraft, the only server where even the chickens have McMMO skills! Economy, Pets, and tons of laughter!

    Welcome to ExeosCraft, the only server where even the chickens have McMMO skills! Economy, Pets, and tons of laughter!
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 5988
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

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    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
    Cross-Platform Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

    Our Features:

    • Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
    • Level-Up System
    • Pets
    • Land Claim
    • McMMO
    • Strong Economy
    • Leaderboards
    • Hard Difficulty
    • Player-Driven Updates

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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  • Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure

    Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7354
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side

    FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8082
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Magic Items Found: 6985 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

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    Are you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams!

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  • Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

    Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4921
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

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    LunarCraft Season 2 Overview

    Feature Description
    Player Oriented Economy An economy system that revolves around player interactions.
    Anti-Grief Protection Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment.
    Anti-Cheats Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay.
    Small, Tight-knit Playerbase A community of players who are closely knit and supportive.
    Responsive Staff Team Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues.
    Welcoming Community A friendly environment where all are welcome.
    Dynmap A live map to help players navigate and explore the world.
    Started 4/20/2024

    FAQ

    Who Are We?

    LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.

    Why LunarCraft?

    The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.

    How to Join?

    To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe

    Contact Information

    For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.

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  • Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP

    Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8011
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    New Chunks Explored: 135322 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!

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  • DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

    DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 751
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

    Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7648
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 7485
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

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    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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    Discord Invite Join our Discord server
    Instagram Account Check out our screenshot gallery

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    Vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

    Community

    We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

    Respect

    We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

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  • CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

    CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6469
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 360

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

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