Come on in and see which hole gets the baby-making pussy sex and which one gets the anal action! It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore all the holes and have a truly unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin!
We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.
Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!
But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.
And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!
Choose your hole wisely, because on this server, things can get a little…interesting. Whether you want to be in someone’s mouth, looking down at them while their dad takes over their asshole, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold, we’ve got a spot for you.
But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in the depths of our server – from giant chickens with laser eyes to secret underground dance parties with creepers. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life.
Join us today and see why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the block)! Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game. So don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning your sanity after a few hours of play. See you on the other side!
But wait, there’s more! If your pic is questionable or just plain bad, we’ll skip it. We only want the best for our players, after all. And if our transformations get you feeling some type of way, don’t be shy – come back and let us know how it makes you feel!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky time unlike any other Minecraft experience out there. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world we’ve created!
Behold! A not so overly complicated to play and understand SMP server. You won’t find a thousand plugins, gameplay alterations, or an economy here. Just plain simple challenging hard-mode SMP
Spawn is a randomized 256 block area
Features: -Veinminer -RottenFlesh2Leather -NotchAppleCrafting -CustomEnchants -4 sethomes -no /back command -deathchest
skyhaven.my.pebble.host:25591
| Server IP | play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted) |
|---|---|
| Server Location | USA – New York |
| Community Location | Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!) |
| Server Discord | Discord |
| Server Map | MAP |
| Version | Java version 1.21.1 |
We’re an established, tight-knit community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!
You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join our discord at the provided link and request to be whitelisted. |
| Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server? | No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | Java version 1.21.1 |
| Can I request custom pictures to be uploaded on the server? | Yes, you can request any 500×500 pictures to be uploaded on the server in map form. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have Anti-Cheat and Grief Protection features in place to prevent griefing and rollback any damage caused. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic adventure. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you enchanted pearls for your unwanted fish.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. It’s going to happen. You know it will.
Join us as we embark on this epic journey filled with crazy challenges, hilarious antics, and maybe even a little bit of international diplomacy. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?
So if you’re ready to fight for a cause (albeit a completely ridiculous one), come join us and help us bring Korea back together and show Japan who’s boss on the virtual battlefield!
Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and uncover the truth behind every block. Will you be the one to uncover the scandalous stories of your fellow players, or will you keep your own secrets buried deep?
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, just like the time Emily’s younger sister accidentally spilled the beans and ruined her wedding and honeymoon! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into a world where drama reigns supreme and secrets are just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll stumble upon next!
Imagine a world where your dad’s spirit haunts the server, making sure you always have a safe place to log off. Build a virtual Great Wolf Lodge with your siblings and take revenge on your mom’s new husband by griefing his virtual house.
Join us and help fight for custody of the server from your mom, who is too busy chasing her “happy ending” with her new man. Love may conquer all, but in Minecraft, it’s all about who has the most diamonds!
So, are you ready to show your mom who’s boss and build the ultimate virtual empire with your siblings? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical Pantsless Diamond Armor, rumored to give the wearer +100 swag points. Our server is filled with wacky characters like the Pantsless Pirate, the No-Pants Ninja, and the Bare Bottom Barbarian.
So come on down to our server and let your pants-free flag fly! Who needs social norms when you have a diamond sword and a pair of pixelated undies?
imagine being able to infiltrate the Trump campaign’s secret messages and, like, expose all their secrets. you can be a secret agent in this server, but, like, with a pickaxe instead of a gun.
join now for the most insane adventure of your Minecraft life. who needs politics when you can have this level of drama in a virtual world? come join the chaos, bro. it’s gonna be lit.