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CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	112
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	272
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ores Mined:	9074	Enchantments Applied:	295

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8269
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Potions Brewed:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3527	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7991	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!