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  • Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1701
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Emeralds Found: 9017
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

    Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

    Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4655
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NOPEville Minecraft Madness

    NOPEville Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8192
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 New Chunks Explored: 377919
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

    Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7686
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3750 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 141 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Falling into the Void: 0

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

    BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8986
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4251 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Star Shards Collected: 237
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

    Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

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  • ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

    ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8648
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Emeralds Found: 2565

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

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  • DietCraft Minecraft Server

    DietCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1722
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7191 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Runes Activated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

    So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

    DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2146
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

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  • NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

    NoPeeZone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1273
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 301 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

    Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

    So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1067
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 1903
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

    Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

    So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

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  • OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

    OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8723
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2047
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

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  • RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

    RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 987
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

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  • AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

    AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 6654
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 176 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1618 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

    but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

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  • EarthSysCollapseCraft

    EarthSysCollapseCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6869
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Votes: 6958 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

    join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

    plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

    so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

    The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3182
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

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    Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

    Overview:

    Launch Date July 28, 2024 🚀
    Version 1.21 Map 🌍
    Difficulty Hard 💪
    Fire Spread Turned Off 🔥🚫
    Pl3xMap Yes 🗺️✨
    Discord Yes 🎙️
    LGBTQI+ Friendly Yes 🌈

    Upcoming Events:

    Why Join Us?

    Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

    List of plugins and datapacks:

    Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

    • Silence Mobs
    • Player Head Drops
    • More Mob Heads
    • Custom Nether Portals
    • Mini Blocks
    • Wandering Trades
    • Armor Statues
    • Unlock All Recipes
    • More Effective Tools
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Multiplayer Sleep
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Armored Elytra
    • Anti Enderman Grief
    • Durability Ping
    • AFK Display
    • Spawn Teleport
    • Kill Empty Boats

    Plugins Installed:

    • CoreProtect
    • DiscordSRV
    • Chunker
    • Pl3xMap

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

    A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

    Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

    A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

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  • CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

    CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5636
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

    Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

    But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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