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CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	429309
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Potions Brewed:	102	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Advancements, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, Classroom, Digital, education, Exam, Exams, Future, handwriting, in person, innovation, learning, Paper, paperless, pen, Pen and Paper, PIXEL, progress, Technology, Traditional, traditional methods, written exams

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

business ethics, consumer dissatisfaction, Content Creation, corporate culture, creative process, criticism, customer expectations, feedback loop, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, industry standards, market trends, Media consumption, Minecraft, production issues, publisher practices, Publishers, Quality Control, Server, video games, Western, western publishers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

aew, Bryan, Canadian, challenge, Christian, drizzling shits, edge, Interference, Jericho, Minecraft, night, night of his return, Old, Retirement, RETURN, shane mcmahon, smp, Stable, Title, title win, Tony, WIN, World champion, wrestling, young

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Void Gems Collected:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	171
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

ProudNerdMC SMP

academic achievement, academic awards, academic excellence, academic milestones, academic recognition, accomplishment, Dedication, education, goal-setting, hard work, high GPA, honor roll, learning, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, ProudNerdMC, scholarship recipient, self improvement, smp, success, top student

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!