| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3447 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 146 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6416 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4812 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5169 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2965 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3479 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8901 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9902 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9499 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 141 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
