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BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP
OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣 -
SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎
Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow
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WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server
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Ironclad Factions
Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server
IP pvp.ironcladnetwork.us Port 25555 (Bedrock supported) Discord https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.
What Makes Us Different: – Lifesteal Mechanics – Custom Enchantments – Faction Commands – PVP Enabled – Economy & Trading – Skill Progression
Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff
Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.
Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I use hacks or Xray? No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated. Is item duplication allowed? No, duplication of items is against the rules. Are there any language restrictions? Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed. Can I exploit glitches or bugs? No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed. How should I treat the staff? Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive. -
Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we got big cats for big sex! I’m talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, all ready to get freaky with you in the virtual world.Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.
And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
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EuthanasiaMD SMP
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?
Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!
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BlockyBootyCraft
Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.
And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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QatarCraft TV Banned!
so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it! -
Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as a naked lady with bar censors! I mean, who wouldn’t want to run around in a pixelated world as a censored naked chick, am I right? It’s like the ultimate freedom of expression, man. Plus, you can build some epic pixel art of boobs and butts. It’s like a virtual art gallery of NSFW goodness. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner perv run wild!