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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 169 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
