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CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, ack, bad, Battle Rap, comedy, Diss track, Entertainment, Epic, epic rap battles, erb, erbs, funny, internet culture, Lyrics, memb, meme, Minecraft, Music, Popular, Rap Battles, roast, Server, trending, viral, WORSE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: Makeine – The Saga of Too Many Losing Heroines

anna, Drama, empowerment, Female Protagonist, Girl Power, Happy Ending, heroines, homewreckers, LOSING, love conquers all, Love Triangle, Makeine, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Redemption, romance, Saga, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Too Many Losing Heroines, triumph, Victory, WIN

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of those pesky homewreckers ruining your Minecraft builds? Well, fear not because Anna is here to save the day! Join our SMP and watch as Anna battles against the homewreckers with her trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Will she emerge victorious? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one epic showdown! So come join us and witness the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, with Anna leading the charge against those dastardly homewreckers. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the madness!

FiancéeFashionFauxPas

AITAH, childhood trauma, complicated situation, Cultural traditions, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family traditions, father’s late wife, FiancéeFashionFauxPas, honoring the deceased, second mother, stepfamily, stepmother, Therapy, unconventional relationships, wedding ceremony, wedding dress

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the idea of having two mothers, just like the OP’s dad does in real life! Join us for a unique family dynamic where you can wear your mother-in-law’s wedding dress, your father’s first wife’s wedding dress, and maybe even your great-great-grandmother’s wedding dress if it’s still lying around!

Our server is all about celebrating the deceased and making sure they are present on your special day. Who needs a regular wedding when you can have Mia’s spirit hovering over you as you say “I do” in her dress? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those who were raised in unconventional family settings and need help figuring out what’s normal and what’s not. Our therapists are experts in dealing with complex family dynamics and will help you navigate through the madness.

So come join our server and experience a wedding like no other, where the past, present, and future collide in a beautiful mess of emotions and wedding dresses. Who knows, maybe Mia herself will make an appearance and bless your union with her eternal love!

PhilippineRescueCraft

Allies, cooperation, Defense, escort, international relations, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Military, mission success, naval operations, Pacific region, Philippine, PhilippineRescueCraft, reasonable option, resupply missions, sea, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, U.S, US admiral

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!

SilentTreeSurveillance

(Audio), Awareness, Environment, Evidence, Existence, Forest, Impact, investigation, Nature, Observation, Perception, Phenomenon, PRESENCE, Reality, review, Silence, SilentTreeSurveillance, Sound, surveillance video, Technology, Tree

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!

ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

“Youth, adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, behavioral issues, Child Psychology, children, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disorders, mental illness, psychological disorders, research, risk factors, self harm, self-destructive behavior, squad, statistics, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!

Faithcraft SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Apply for our Protection Program now!

accepting, apply, BUILD, Cathedral, children, Community, cream, Discord, edge off, Faithcraft, Fresh Server, Friendly, Game, GOD, Ice, Join, Massive, multiplayer, new, Positive, practice faith, Program, Protection, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	7425	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

Description

A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server only for religious players?	No, the server is open to all players regardless of their religious beliefs. We welcome everyone to join our community.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is to build a positive and supportive community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and we welcome players of all skill levels.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

HangCraft Minecraft Server

advice appreciated, Automation, base expansion, base redesign, chemical science, efficiency, factory improvement, furnace stacks, HangCraft, iron mining, iron smelting, LOGISTICS, Long-term goals, Minecraft, oil cracking, oil refining, production optimization, progress, Resource Management, Server, supply chain, technology research, train delivery

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of mining for materials like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about running out of iron again! Our server is equipped with magical miners that deliver resources straight to your base via flying trains. No more manual labor for you!

We have players who have mastered the art of compressing multiple lanes of iron ore into a few belts, creating a factory that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous. And don’t worry about oil refining – we have oil cracking so advanced, it will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

MotherLover Minecraft SMP

desire, dream, explicit, explicit fantasy, Fake, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, Incest, Lust, Minecraft, Mother, Motherlover, Naughty, Roleplay, scandalous, seduction, sexual fantasy, Sin, smp, taboo, temptation, weekend

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Votes:	7491	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

CraftyCounselorMomma

aita, anger, Apology, class work, cookie cutter apology, coordination, CraftyCounselorMomma, devastated, germs, Leukemia, medical condition, personal problems, Physical, Private, Remission, routine blood tests, school counselor, Teacher, Telling, Treatment, vice principal

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!