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””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

bad, Bravery, controversy, criticism, Defense, discrimination, Ethics, fighting for the survival, He did nothing wrong, heroism, injustice, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, morality, persecution, perspective, Righteousness, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, your people

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6477	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	283	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4544
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, mod, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Server, Steam, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, tekkenmods, terminology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

Based, boomercon, complement, cute, dc, democrats, election, FEMINIST, Israeli controlled, kamala, love, Minecraft, Server, Shill, snowflake, society, trump, valid, validation, voters, Wedge, white men, white women, Whitepill

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crops Grown:	2853	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3695	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, adventure anime, Anime, anime characters, bell cranel, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Freya Cranel, Goddess, Gods, Hestia, Japanese light novel series, light novel, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, romance, Server, sword

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Zombie Dances:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

administrators, backup strategy, Heimdal, IT, KB5044284, License, microsoft, Minecraft, needful, operating system upgrade, security update, Server, Server Management, smp, software update, system upgrade, unexpected upgrade, upgrade issue, web app security, windows, Windows Server, Windows Server 2022, Windows Server 2025, Windows Update API

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, Auto-mine, blocks, Cases, cash payments, develop, Discord, Gaming, locations, Mechanics, MetaBox, minecraft server, Mystical chests, Players, PvP, Server, Shop, Shop for Blocks, Store, Support, unique items, Versions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	9555
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mines Excavated:	3715	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	4884	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.