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Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4858	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	8429
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Potions Brewed:	174
Enchantments Applied:	65	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1518
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Luke Look Server

confusion, English, homophones, Language, language learning, language pronunciation., linguistics, look, luke, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, pronunciation guide, pronunciation patterns, pronunciation rules, Server, SIMILAR, Sound, Speech, Spelling, Words

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

adaptation, Ancestor, Ancient, asian, Australia, canines, CARNIVORES, Dingoes, Dog-Like Ancestor, doglike, east, East Asian, Evolution, evolved, fossil record, genetic study, genetics, Migration, natural history, Origin, research, species, study, StudyCraft, wildlife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!