Are you tired of boring old FIFA matches where the US team has almost no chance of making it to the quarterfinals? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead!
On July 4th, we’ll be hosting a hilarious quarterfinal match in Philly where anything is possible. The US team will have a better chance of winning in our virtual world than in real life – that’s how crazy and unpredictable our server is!
Forget about FIFA sucking, come join us for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs realistic soccer matches when you can have outrageous adventures and epic battles in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the man shaft always wins? Well, fear not, because on our server, the man shaft always loses! Join us for epic battles where the man shaft is constantly getting destroyed by our fearless players. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain magical powers and be able to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show that man shaft who’s boss!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a juicy soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships. Will you be the one to stir up trouble or will you be the peacemaker in this virtual drama-filled land?
Embark on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious whispers echoing through the ancient 90-year-old houses. Will you be able to solve the secrets hidden within the walls?
But beware, for not all is as it seems. Keep an eye out for friends who may be harboring hidden grudges and unresolved emotions. Can you navigate through the tangled web of emotions and come out unscathed?
Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Are you ready to dive into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright hilarious server you’ll ever come across!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a zombie, because they’re not allowed. Sorry, zombies.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies with…wait for it…a giant rubber chicken! That’s right, forget swords and bows, we’re all about the poultry power here.
Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies, their moans echoing through the abandoned city streets. You whip out your trusty rubber chicken and start whacking away, sending those undead suckers flying left and right. The other players can’t help but stare in awe at your ridiculous but effective weapon of choice.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with all the snacks you could ever want. Need a break from zombie slaying? Just kick back, relax, and munch on some virtual Doritos while you plot your next epic chicken attack.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those zombies who’s boss with your mighty rubber chicken of doom!
come and join our Fallout-themed Minecraft server! Tackle epic parkour challenges in a post-apocalyptic setting. Test your skills and join the fun now!
PIXITM.NET is a Minecraft network hosted in South Africa. We are running a PaperMC Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Player-vs-Player (PVP) server behind a Velocity Proxy.
Automation: Build machines that process items, blocks, and mobs with generated power using Nova. Dispensers also have more mechanics.
Economy: Build and visit towns and nations. Create stores to trade with players and get a job to earn money.
Safety: Death chests keep your items safe when you die. We have several grief protection plugins.
Quality of life: Whole trees and ore veins can be mined while sneaking. Carts can be connected into trains. Players can set homes and request to teleport.
We would like to invite you and your friends to our brand new SMP focussed server.
Tired of watching normies eat out at fancy restaurants while you’re stuck eating ramen noodles in your mom’s basement? Join our Minecraft server and start living the high life! Our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can taste the gourmet meals your character cooks up. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds in our server are actually edible and give you superpowers. So say goodbye to boring old real life and come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of creativity and self-expression, just like Matteo painting his nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with monster trucks, power rangers, and of course, epic tea parties.
Our server is the perfect place to let your inner pink-loving, nail-painting side shine, just like Matteo. Who says you can’t enjoy both football and fabulous nail art? Embrace your uniqueness and show off your skills in building, crafting, and painting (nails, that is).
Join us and show Matteo’s dad that being fabulous and fierce is totally awesome. Let’s paint the town (and our nails) together on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. See you there, darling! 💅🎮 #NailArtGoals #TeaPartyTime
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the mobs are actually intelligent and team up to take you down. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!
Need some motivation to keep building and exploring? How about the fact that our server is actually a giant treasure hunt, with hidden loot scattered all over the map? And rumor has it, there’s a diamond block at the end of the rainbow – literally!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old grind and embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
