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DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

AITA: Expensive Eats Mix-Up

aita, Apology, awkward situation, bill, Communication, Correct, customer service, different version, dramatic, drink, Eats, expensive, family restaurant, fuss, main dish, menu, mistake, mixup, money back, odd, overcharge, overcharged, reaction, Restaurant, Small Business

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Votes:	2822
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a dramatic restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in and finding out that your diamond sword has been replaced with a carrot on a stick because the server decided to switch things up without warning! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds, only to have it disappear before your eyes because the server thought you were getting too lucky!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of being overcharged for virtual food items just like in that awkward restaurant situation. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have the excitement of arguing with NPCs over virtual currency?

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ExiledCraft: 50+ Visits

2014, Businessman, Communication, controversy, digital privacy, eastern europe, entrepreneur, Exile, ExiledCraft, Founder, frequent trips, Government, messaging app, Pavel Durov, russia, Russian politics, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, travel, visits

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

So, like, this server is so lit, even Pavel Durov can’t stay away from it! He’s been to Russia like a zillion times just to play on our server, can you believe it? Maybe he’s trying to send secret messages through our pixel art or something, who knows? But if it’s good enough for Pavel, it’s definitely good enough for you! Join now and maybe you’ll even get a visit from a famous Russian billionaire, who knows? It’s a wild ride on this server, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy adventures!

BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

battle, bee decline, BeeBlastersMC, BEES, Biodiversity, changes, conservation, Driver, ecosystem, effects, environmental impact, insecticides, negative effects, neonicotinoid, occupancy, pesticide use, Pesticides, Pollinators, pyrethroid, Save, species, US, widespread, wild bees

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	996228
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮

Fly me to the moon and let me play on Moonbat 1.21.1, it’s only semi-vanilla!

1.21.1, Creative, Fly, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Moon, Moonbat, Play, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, update, Version

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (No-Griefing), Survival (Griefing)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers will be safe?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

2. Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

3. Do you run player events on the server?

Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged.

GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7228	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

grim, grim match, long tail tags, match, Matchdown, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Love Letters Sent:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	297
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!