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FBI Minecraft SMP Guy Wins Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	6400
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this insane true crime story? Look no further! Join our server where you can stab your friends in the neck (virtually, of course) and get away with it because it’s all in the name of self-defense!

We’ve got FBI agents, nannies setting up knifeplay BDSM dates, and mistresses who will shoot you on command – all in the name of love! Who needs a boring old survival server when you can experience the drama and chaos of our community?

Don’t be a femcel or incel, join us and see just how crazy and disgusting people can be in the virtual world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours.

Crafty Defense – Where Minecraft meets American justice in a hilarious way! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate life lesson in self-defense? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the epic tale of Nicolae Miu defending himself against a mob of unhinged zoomoids!

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!

With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!

So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.

Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

Momma’s Money Limit

Boundaries, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, family obligations., financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial decisions, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, Limit, mommas, MONEY, POVERTY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3151

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Villages Defended:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	131
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	542
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

Rulebreaker’s Realm

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	310959
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?