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ParentalRoastsMC SMP

childhood trauma, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful, hurtful comments, long-term effects, mental health, negative words, parental criticism, ParentalRoastsMC, parents, relationships, self esteem, smp, Therapy, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magic Items Found:	3494	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of your parents constantly roasting you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only hurtful things being said are from creepers blowing up your house! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner creativity and build a world where parents can’t rain on your parade. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood teenager looking for some friends. So come join us and leave the parental insults behind!

NoMoreStickyFingers

annoyances, daily inconvenience, everyday annoyances, first world problems, Frustration, Improvement, INCONVENIENCE, inefficiency, innovation, minor inconveniences, modern society, NoMoreStickyFingers, persistent issues, Pet Peeves, societal challenges, SOLUTIONS, Technology, unresolved issues, unresolved problems, unsolved problems

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

SudanCraft: Peaceful Pixels & Epic Fails

Africa, civil war, Conflict, crisis management., displacement, Epic, Failed negotiations, Fails, famine, Government, human rights abuses, humanitarian crisis, Hunger, international aid, peace talks, Peaceful, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, rebel groups, Refugees, Sudan war, SudanCraft, united nations, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, u can escape all the craziness of the real world, like the sudan war and stuff. u can build ur own lil kingdom and be the ruler of ur own land, no famine or peace talks falling short here, just pure minecraft fun. plus, u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens, it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind, let’s get crafting and building together!

BioBlasters: NeuroNukes

advanced therapy, BioBlasters, bispecific innate immune cell engagers, cancer immunotherapy, cancer treatment, CAR-T cell therapy, cellular therapy, immune cell activation, immune system activation, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, neuroblastoma, NeuroNukes, novel cancer therapy, Oncology Research, pediatric oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Targeted therapy, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting, tumor-specific antigens

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4227
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

join dis epic minecraft server where u can battle ur way thru a world of CAR T-cells and bispecific innate immune cell engagers to save the land of neuroblastoma!!! build ur own fortress made of immune cells and fight off the evil cancer monsters with ur friends!!! u can even ride on giant T-cells and shoot lasers at ur enemies!!! if u wanna have a blast and save the day, join dis server now!!!

Chaos in the 21st Century: Modern Anarchy Server for Java Edition

21st, Adventure, Anarchy, Century, Chaos, Community, dedicated community, direct input, Edition, Exploration, Hacks, Hardcore, hardcore survival, java, MODERN, multiplayer, No bans, No Resets, no teleports, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Wasteland, wasteland survival, world border

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Modern Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/switzerland-beautiful-places/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Can I use hacks on the server?

Yes, you can use hacks like a pro on the server. However, please refrain from using hacks for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Are there any bans on the server?

No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for specific violations mentioned above.

Is the server reset at any point?

No, the server has no resets ever. You can build and survive without the fear of losing your progress.

Can I explore the world freely?

Yes, you can explore a vast 3×3 million block world border. Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 and redefine your survival journey.

Is there any teleportation or shortcuts available?

No, there are no teleports or shortcuts on the server. It’s an authentic vanilla anarchy experience with no compromises in survival skills.

HoloCraft Minecraft Server – Breaking Blocks Day 2

#youtube, 2nd Concert, blocks, BREAKING, Breaking Dimensions, Day, Day 2, Delays, digital entertainment, Entertainment, fan community, Free section, Gaming, Hhololive English, HoloCraft, interactive experience, Live Stream, Minecraft, Music, online event, Performance, Server, Thread, virtual concert, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” or “Parkour Across a Lava Pit Filled with Rabid Wolves.”

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Trump2024Project2025Craft SMP

America, Campaign, Candidate, come on, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, election, Future, Government, leadership, policies, Politics, Presidential election, Project 2025, republican party, smp, Supporters, trump 2024, Trump2024Project2025Craft, united states, Voting, Yall

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Votes:	7370	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3063	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join them in their quest to take over the world, one egg at a time. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. TRUMP 2024 and project 2025 await you!

CreeperCouples Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coworker relationships, CreeperCouples, Cultural differences, cultural norms, emotional labor, expat challenges, expat life, Honesty, Marriage, marriage disclosure, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, Server, Trauma, Trust, work dynamics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	9365	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Hey gamers,

So, picture this: you’re chilling on this Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize your wife is hiding your marriage from her coworkers! Like, what even? She’s out here telling people she has a boyfriend instead of a husband. And get this, she didn’t want her coworker to see you together on the street! Talk about drama llama.

But wait, there’s more. Her coworker is hooking her up with apartments and she still doesn’t want to spill the beans about you living with her. Like, are you a ghost or something? And when you suggested going to check out the apartment together, she flipped out! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, come join us! Who knows what other secrets will come out while you’re building your pixelated empire. Plus, we have a special feature where you can pretend to be married to your Minecraft buddy and see if they keep it a secret too. It’s a wild ride, folks. Let’s uncover some Minecraft mysteries together!

NoMoreFamilyDutiesMC

burden, difficult decision, DINKS, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gatherings stress, financial burden, Hosting, hosting fatigue, meeting at restaurant, NoMoreFamilyDutiesMC, Out of state family, refusing to host, RESPONSIBILITY, rotating responsibilities, sharing the load, splitting responsibilities, time burden

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	75
Dragon Eggs Found:	9035	Players Killed by Monsters:	7366
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hosting Thanksgiving is a thing of the past! Are you tired of being the designated host for all family gatherings? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hosting is epic battles and building competitions!

Join us and leave the burden of hosting behind. No need to hire cleaners or stress about family expectations, because in our virtual world, the only expectation is to have a great time. Build your dream home without the pressure of real-life responsibilities, and invite your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t be the difficult one in your family – be the hero of your own Minecraft world. Say goodbye to hosting duties and hello to endless adventures on our server. Who needs Thanksgiving dinner when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Join us now and let the good times roll!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: WeirdWonders

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Incredible, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, remarkable, serendipity, smp, strange coincidence, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdWonders

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server owner is actually a sentient potato who demands sacrifices of golden carrots in exchange for protection from the evil mobs? Well, that’s just a typical day on our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to uncover bizarre coincidences, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or discovering a hidden village of villagers who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft – join us now!