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  • SelfDeceptionMC SMP

    SelfDeceptionMC SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8624
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

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    Are you lying to yourself about not joining our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncovering secret diamond stashes and enchanted gear that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. So stop lying to yourself and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza

    BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 8064
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

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    Hey there, Minecrafters of Reddit! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?

    But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

    DroughtCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3715
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

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    Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

    But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

    So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileMadnessCraft

    MissileMadnessCraft
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7714
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • ZambeziLungfishCraft

    ZambeziLungfishCraft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1904
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1090
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 388 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Farms Harvested: 758
    Runes Activated: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

    Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3307
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 89 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

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    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

    About Us:

    Server Type Community-oriented SMP
    Server Age 1 year
    World Reset No current plans for resets

    Features:

    Server Info:

    Server Version 1.21
    World Border No border
    Additional Features Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

    How to Join:

    Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

    Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
    How often does the world reset? Only when voted upon by the players.
    What is the server hardware? Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
    Can I join if I’m under 18? No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

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  • Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 9043
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 292 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mines Excavated: 3142

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

    SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5611
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

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  • GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

    GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2945
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

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    Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

    Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

    So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • PixelatedUgly

    PixelatedUgly
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2383
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67
    Emeralds Found: 8658 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ores Mined: 9645 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

    Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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