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CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	6272
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Animals Bred:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4907	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

contrary opinion, contrary taste, Craft, different opinion, different taste, dislike, Hateloved, individual taste, not a fan, not a fan of, not a favorite, not for me, not my thing, not popular, not universally loved, pet peeve, secret dislike, unappreciated, Underappreciated, unique preference, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mines Excavated:	3829	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

attribution, CraftyRevengeIran, cyber attacks, digital communication, diplomatic tensions, Europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, government response, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Quran burnings, Revenge, security threats, Sweden, text messages

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.

ROYALCRAFT 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, administration, Community, Discord, Entertainment, Friends, Game, Minecraft, News, Parkour, Players, RoyalCraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	7502
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

On our server you will find a sea of entertainment and many different acquaintances and friends. Responsive administration, adequate players. In general, there is everything for a pleasant and comfortable game!!! Welcome to RoyalCraft

Subscribe to our server in Discord to stay up to date with all the server news https://discord.gg/5MbBA9nd

65.21.70.49:25848

Pasta Party Minecraft Server

Allied forces, axis powers, european history, fascism, Historical questions, Italian army, Italian defeat, Italian invasion, Italian involvement, Italian leadership, Italian military, Italian resistance, Italian surrender, italy, Military failures, military strategy, Minecraft, Mussolini, Party, pasta, Second World War, Server, War History, world war II

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Italy was so bad in WW2! Maybe Mussolini was too busy building pixel art statues of himself instead of focusing on the war effort. Or perhaps the entire Italian army got lost in a maze of cobblestone walls and couldn’t find their way to the battlefield. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the hilarious secrets of Italy’s WW2 failures. Plus, we have a mini-game where you can reenact the Battle of Monte Cassino using nothing but snowballs and diamond swords. So come on, join us and let’s have a laugh at Italy’s expense!

New Movies Trailer 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024 movies, Action Movies, Best new movies trailers, blockbuster movies, Exciting movies, hd trailers, horror movies, horror trailers, Latest Movies, Minecraft, Movie Trailers, movies, Must-Watch Trailers, new movies trailer 2024, new releases, New upcoming movies trailer, sci fi movies, Sci-Fi Trailers, smp, thriller movies, Trailer, upcoming films, Watch new movies trailers 2024

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	7447
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a Minecraft god. Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly mobs that drop rare loot when defeated. So come join us and experience the thrill of exploring haunted caves while watching new movie trailers from the future. Trust us, it’s gonna be a creeper-tastic time!