Join our server and witness the most epic love story of all time – a player marries a child and they live happily ever after! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic? And don’t worry, our pleb mods won’t dare remove this historic moment from our server’s history. It’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of hilarious post bois who are always ready to goon it up with you. Need a break from building? No problem! Our server is full of crazy mini-games and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the coolest players hang out, telling the wildest stories and sharing the dankest memes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the LOLs begin!
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| server-ip | play.intox-mc.net |
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Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!
What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.
Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Intoxicated? | Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities. |
| What can I find at the spawn? | The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize. |
| How does the competition work on the server? | Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught. |
| Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated? | Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server. |
Join us and witness the epic battles between flying pigs and dancing llamas, all while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the blocks in our server have a mind of their own and will rearrange themselves to create secret messages only the chosen ones can decipher. And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who give out valuable loot in exchange for corn kernels.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that the players here are so irresistible that even the creepers can’t help but fall in love with them. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky, wonderful world – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, guarded by ninja villagers with diamond swords. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever played Minecraft parkour on a roller coaster? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Why? Because why not! So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Wide variety of minigames and game modes | Occasional server lag during peak times |
| Active community and forums | Some game modes may require a VIP rank for full access |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| New Zealand hosted server for lower ping | Smaller player base compared to Hypixel |
| Survival, creative, skyblock, and minigames available | Currently limited in terms of content and features |
| Potential for growth and development | May lack some of the polished features of larger servers |
Yes, both Hypixel and BeastMC offer a variety of minigames for players to enjoy.
Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to BeastMC, which may result in more active games and events.
Yes, both servers offer VIP ranks for players who wish to support the server and gain access to additional features.
Immerse yourself in a world where Imola has replaced asphalt with gravel, just like how we’ve replaced boring gameplay with heart-pounding excitement. And forget about $280 lobster rolls, on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is victory!
Join now and be a part of the action-packed world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs F1 when you can race against your friends in the Alpine 100 Race Pain73 on our server? So what are you waiting for? Leave Theo Poorchair in the dust and become the McLaren driver of your dreams on our server today!
