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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4082 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
