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CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cuban mercenaries, Cuban volunteers, CubanCraft, Cubans, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military recruitment, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, proxy war, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	New Chunks Explored:	959474
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got cubans bein recruited by russia to fight in ukraine! like, wut?! imagine the chaos and drama happenin in this server, it’s lit af! u never know when putin might pop in and start buildin a house next to u or when a cuban soldier might come and steal ur diamonds. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, u gotta be there to experience it! join now before things get even more bonkers, trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyOlympicWarriors

athletes, cheering, Competition, Conflict, controversy, CraftyOlympicWarriors, international relations, neutral, Neutrality, Olympic athletes, Peace, Politics, protest, rights group, russia, solidarity, sports, Sportsmanship, Support, ukraine war

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ores Mined:	9699	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	17898	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Votes:	3078
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1518
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	120	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!