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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6837 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 193 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a giant talking potato who gives out quests for you to complete.
So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! First pitch is at 1:20pm CST / 2:20pm EST, don’t miss out on the madness!