Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPeace Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Ishiba, Japan, mediation, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, Peacebuilding, PixelPeace, Political Support, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Unity, world peace, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7254	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.

plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.

YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!

Accountability, civil liberties, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, Fun, Government, investigation, justice system, legal issues, martial law, opposition party, political scandal, presidential candidate, Presidential election, rejection, Rule of Law, south korea, summons, transparency, Yoon Suk Yeol, YoonCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of Yoon Suk Yeol out of diamond blocks! he rejects all summons because he’s too busy playing on our server, duh. we’re so cool, we even have our own martial law investigation going on. join now to be a part of the chaos and mayhem! YOLO!

sVanilla Survival

authentic, balance, creativity, crystal pvp, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, hacked clients, Land Claims, Melee Meta, Monuments, Piston, PVP Restrictions, Slime, smp, SMP experience, Survival, Svanilla, tnt machines, totem, Trading, tree farms

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	1085	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	335498	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

sVanilla Survival Server

Server IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP
Quality of Life
Bartering Economy
Boundless Exploration
Permanent Legacy
TNT Duplication

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a land claim system in place?	No, there are no land claims on the server. You are free to explore and build wherever you like.
What kind of PvP is allowed on the server?	Melee based PvP is encouraged on sVanilla Survival. Crystal PvP is disabled.
Are there any economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the map permanent or does it reset?	The map is permanent and will never reset, allowing for long-term building projects.
Are TNT duplication methods enabled on the server?	Yes, piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for certain builds and creations.

Pink Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

#MoeChart, #Readme, 1.21.3, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Paradise, PINK, Pink Edition, PIXEL, plot spoilers, Recommendations, shitposting, specific element, tech support, useful things, visual novel

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to dive into a world of Japanese visual novels on this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic discussions about English-translated VN’s, but leave your untranslated stuff at the door – we ain’t got time for that!

Tech issues with your VN? No problem, just follow these steps: 1. Japanese locale, 2. Read the Readme, 3. Check out our epic help guide, 4. Use DeepL like a pro, 5. Google that shiz!

Looking for recommendations or specific elements in your VN? We got you covered with our FAQs and useful links!

So why join? Because this server is like a visual novel itself – full of twists, turns, and plot spoilers that will make your head spin faster than a ghast in the Nether! Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get VN crazy!

Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

Completely, Conspiracy, Deception, elon musk, Elon’s mask, Elon’s secret, Elon’s true face, Elons, hoax, internet, mask, Minecraft, online buzz., Reveal, ruse, Shocking.., smp, social media, Surprise, trending topic, truth revealed, twitter, unexpected, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	289754	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Enchantments Applied:	122	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

RichCraft SMP: Money = Diamonds

abundance, affluence, affluent mindset, comfortable living, diamonds, extravagant living, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, high net worth, lavish lifestyle, living the good life, luxury, material possessions, MONEY, opulence, prosperity, RichCraft, Riches, smp, success, wealth, Wealth accumulation, wealthy mindset

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
New Chunks Explored:	675234	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Lol, being rich on this Minecraft SMP means having a chest full of diamonds, a mansion made out of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Join us if you want to flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So come join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

MineCraftyLove

dating advice, dating advice for men, dating advice for women, dating coach, dating expert, dating guidance, dating mistakes to avoid, Dating strategies, Dating success, dating tips, dating tips for men, dating tips for singles, dating tips for women, finding love, healthy relationships, long-term relationships, love, MineCraftyLove, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7200
Mines Excavated:	2948	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll receive the best dating advice from our resident love guru, Steve the Creeper. He’s been through it all – heartbreak, ghosting, even getting blown up by a jealous ex. But through it all, he’s learned the secrets to finding love in a world made of blocks. So come on, join our server and let Steve guide you to your pixelated soulmate. Who knows, you might just find love in a place where pigs fly and diamonds are forever!

CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

Assad, Bashar al-Assad, chemotherapy, Conflict, CraftyAssad, deposed, health, Hospital, Illness, leukaemia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Political, prognosis, Reports, Rumors, Server, speculation, Syria, Syrian leader, Treatment, Wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	296043
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

FrozenAssetCraft

bilateral relations, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, frozen Russian assets, FrozenAssetCraft, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government assistance, international aid, international finance, international relations, Japan, Political Support, sanctions, Ukraine, US$3 billion

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	3466
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”

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