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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 360 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!