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Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8286	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	678
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4634
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

MagicMinecraftMadness

Beliefs, control, culture, discrimination, FANTASY, fear, HATED, History, ignorance, Magic, MagicMinecraftMadness, misunderstanding, persecution, power, prejudice, society, Stereotypes, Supernatural, superstition, taboo, witchcraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	283	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

A Cookie for Mew, Aboard, Abyssal Refrain, alg, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Chapayev, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, comet, CraftyShipmates, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, express, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, Joffre Memory, Lane, light rerun, Little Cheshire, Livestream, Lore, Muse Event, ongoing, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Rodney META, Sakura Empire event, Ship Tier List, special training event, Story summary, u-410, Upcoming, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9446	Farms Harvested:	779
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!