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  • “SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

    “SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2006
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 859 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 253 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

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  • BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

    BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6988
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

    We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

    So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

    PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9279
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 55
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Love Letters Sent: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockBreakerz

    BlockBreakerz
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4869
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 127 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server!

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  • RussianPeace Minecraft Server

    RussianPeace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

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    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

    We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

    And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

    So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

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  • MoscowDroneWars

    MoscowDroneWars
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3503
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2831 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how drones r like flyin robots n stuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, we got drones too! but not just any drones, these drones r targetin a key russian airbase near moscow! u can join in on the action and help take down the airbase with ur trusty drone army! plus, u can build ur own base and defend it from the russian drones tryna take u down. it’s like a real life video game, but in minecraft! so come join the fun and show those russian drones who’s boss!

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  • VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!

    VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 5322
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

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    so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!

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  • Untitled Network

    Untitled Network
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5947
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

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    Lifesteal SMP – The Ultimate Survival Showdown!

    Step into the heart-pounding world of Lifesteal SMP, where every battle could be your last and every heart you steal is a step closer to dominance! In this electrifying survival server, you’ll forge alliances, engage in epic confrontations, and strategize to outwit your rivals. The more you conquer, the more powerful you become. Are you ready to steal your way to victory?

    Join the action now:

    IP: UntitledNetwork.us.to:8247 Bedrock IP-UntitledNetwork.us.to Port: 8247

    Unleash your inner champion and claim your place at the top!

    UntitledNetwork.us.to:8247

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  • SkillCraft Server

    SkillCraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1380
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

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    Welcome to SkillsCraft – Where Adventure Meets Mastery!

    Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience with SkillsCraft! Our server offers a unique blend of challenges and excitement with features that will keep you engaged:

    – Levellable Mobs: Encounter dynamic mobs that level up and grow stronger as you do, providing endless challenges and surprises. – Infernal Mobs: Face off against special mobs with unique abilities and epic loot, adding a new layer of excitement to your adventures. – Skills Plugin: Unlock and upgrade a wide range of skills to tailor your gameplay experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a fierce warrior, or a cunning miner, there’s something for everyone. – Wars: Embark on epic andventures and participate in exciting events to earn rare rewards and show off your achievements. – Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who love to explore, build, and have fun together.

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