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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2753 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!