if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!
so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!
join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!
On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.
And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?
choose between ChEIs, memantine, or no treatment to see which one helps u survive the longest in our crazy virtual world. watch out for the dementia zombies and try not to forget where u put ur diamond sword!
with reduced risk of death in the first year after diagnosis, u can play for hours on end without worrying about losing all ur progress. join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!
we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.
join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.
Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves from the game. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are matched up with players of similar skill levels, so get ready to show off your Tekken skills!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fighting ring where players can challenge each other to intense 1v1 battles. The winner gets bragging rights and a special prize, so start training now!
So why wait? Join our server today for a Tekken 8 experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden combos and moves that will make you the ultimate Tekken champion!
Imagine a world where you can freely roam around as a Canadian, enjoying the freedom and peace of the great white north. Contact us today to learn how you can become Canadian in Minecraft and escape the clutches of Finnish drug culture. Say goodbye to Nisti cults and hello to a new, weed-filled adventure! Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory!
Welcome to CarbonSKY, the ultimate skyblock experience like no other! With our custom minions, players can automate and streamline their resource gathering, making it easier than ever to build and expand their islands. Our server also features monthly top island events, the famous McMMO plugin, and extensive player leaderboards, where you can test your skills and rise to the top. At CarbonSKY, you can experience Minecraft in a whole new way and become the next top player on the server.
In addition to our monthly top islands events and extensive player leaderboards, CarbonSKY also offers players the opportunity to create their own custom islands. Players can use a variety of building materials and tools to create stunningly unique and imaginative islands that can be accessed and shared with friends. Join us today and let your creativity and imagination run wild on CarbonSKY!
play.carbonsky.xyz:25564
But beware, the PEPPELONI is fiercely protected by the mischievous PEPPELONI Goblins, who will stop at nothing to keep their precious treasure safe. Will you be brave enough to face these pint-sized pests and claim the PEPPELONI for yourself?
Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, PEPPELONI! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and come join us on the hunt for the legendary PEPPELONI!
Immortality SMP is the server you ALL have been waiting for their are HUGE range of command members can use like /rtp /sethome /home /spawn /uar time /call [player] AND SO MANY MORE this server ALSO has a GREAT COMMUNITY and GREAT STAFF that will do ANYTHING to help you 🙂 so please do JOIN and we will welcome you to our community
emerald.magmanode.com:28450
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Join us and witness our hilarious training methods, from obstacle courses made entirely of creepers to lava diving competitions. Your isekai kot will be a well-behaved, non-spoiled kitty in no time!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat society, where kitties gather to plot world domination. Will your isekai kot join forces with them, or will she remain loyal to you? Only time will tell on our wacky Minecraft server!
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a purr-fectly ridiculous adventure with your isekai kot!
But beware, these two players are constantly at odds, with Nikki trying to outbuild Glf2’s gacha army at every turn. Will you join forces with one of them or strike out on your own and become the ultimate Minecraft legend?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy competitions, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Nikki’s love of TNT)! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – sign up today and let the madness begin!
Server information – PolderCraft Dear PolderCraft players, We are happy to share more information about the new server! Here’s what you need to know: IP: play.poldercraft.nl Port: FUTURE Version: 1.21 (make sure you update your client!) Gamemode: SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Dynmap: http://game-epyc-03.etheron.eu:38056/#world:-729:60:-42:225:0:0:0:1:flat What can you expect? A brand new world to explore and build. A friendly community where cooperation and fun are central. Regular updates and events to keep you entertained.
play.poldercraft.nl
