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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4443 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2636 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
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