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AnimalNet Minecraft SMP

AnimalNet, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where animals have taken over the internet and created their own websites! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the web pages of various animal-run sites.
The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.

Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!

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BlockyBoobsCraft

Assertiveness, best response, BlockyBoobsCraft, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, catcalling, Confidence, Confrontation, empowerment, FEMINIST, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Respect, self esteem, Self Respect, self-confidence, sexism, STARING, tits

Are you tired of getting creepy stares at your pixelated Minecraft chest plate? Look no further than our server! Join us and never worry about unwanted attention again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all players, no matter the size of their blocky boobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through boob-related puns. So come on in and show off your square-shaped assets without fear of judgment!

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ArcticLichenCraft

#sustainability, Arctic, Arctic ecosystem, Arctic environment, ArcticLichenCraft, changing dynamic, climate change, Cultural preservation, degradation, environmental change, Impact, indigenous culture, language skills, lichen composition, linguistic diversity, linguistic palette, Nenets herders, study, traditional knowledge, tundra pastures, younger generations

Yo, listen up ya’ll! Come join our Minecraft server where we got Nenets herders teaching you their linguistic palette! Forget boring old language classes, we got herders spitting some mad rhymes while you build your blocky empire.
Our server is so lit, the Arctic dynamic is changing just to be a part of it. Lichen composition? More like LITchen composition, am I right? Join us and watch as the tundra pastures come to life with the sound of Nenets herders dropping some sick beats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to improve your language skills and traditional knowledge while having a blast in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Nenets herders guide you to victory!

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FantasyMC Oneblock

Economy, FantasyMC, Indonesian, Minecraft, OneBlock, Oneblock biome, Oneblock Generator, Server

New Indonesian Oneblock Server Come and join Features : Oneblock Oneblock biome Oneblock Generator Economy

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WarDWorld – Survival without wipes 1.9x – 1.20.x Minecraft server

Available versions 1.9x – 1.20.x

Join our new project! We have many interesting events with streamers and project administration! Loyal administration and rules, as well as many interesting plugins and mechanics. Friendly twitch community. Unique enchantments, a new world on a server without wipes, isn’t it cool? In short, come to us and you will be able to evaluate for yourself how amazing this project is for the soul.

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CraftyNigga’s Server – Join the Fun!

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Welcome to the most hilariously absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is so diverse that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the blocks have a sense of humor. You’ll never know what to expect when you’re mining for diamonds or building a castle. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or perhaps you’ll come across a village where all the villagers speak in puns.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so unpredictable that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. So come on down and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PUMA’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, back and forth, clash, culmination, Diamond League, Epic, iconic athletes, july 2023, Legendary, Letzigrund Stadium, Loser, Meeting, Minecraft, partner, PUMA, PUMAS, red bull, sexual spoil of war., Simmering, smp, track stars, Weltklasse Zürich, winner

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where two track stars are going head-to-head in a battle for dominance! Hosted by PUMA, Red Bull, and Weltklasse Zürich, this server is where legends are made and rivalries are settled.
Join us as these two iconic athletes clash at the legendary Letzigrund Stadium on Wednesday, September 4th. Will they build the fastest redstone contraptions or race to mine the most diamonds? The stakes are high, and the competition is fierce.

But wait, there’s a twist! The loser may have to give their in-game partner to the winner as a “sexual spoil of war”! Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Join now and witness the drama unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

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GrannyGriefMC

adult relationships, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, emotional boundaries, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family secrets, forgiveness, Generational conflict, grandmother, GrannyGriefMC, half-sister, intergenerational relationships, mother-daughter relationships, personal boundaries, reconciliation, retirement community, sibling relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds that make the Kardashians look tame.
Imagine a world where players track down long-lost relatives against their wishes, only to be banned from the community for their meddling ways. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Jerry Springer.

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

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JoyfulBlock SMP

appreciation, Contentment, daily delights, daily joys, everyday bliss, everyday contentment, everyday gratitude, everyday happiness, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in little things, joy, JoyfulBlock, little things, mindfulness, simple happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret village hidden deep within the mountains where villagers trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FoodCraft: The Ultimate Hunger Games

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delight, delicacy, Dining, Favorite Food, Food, FoodCraft, forever food, games, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, satisfaction, Sustenance, sustenance for life, taste buds, Ultimate, ultimate dish

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
On our server, you can only eat one food for the rest of your virtual life. But don’t worry, it’s not just any food – it’s enchanted golden apples! Imagine munching on those shiny, golden treats all day long while battling dragons and exploring hidden dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you eat enough enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your hands. Who needs boring old steak when you can have magical apple powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest food-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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