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Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Votes:	3546
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	283	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Towns Built:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	6093

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8289
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5151	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!