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Valid or Not Minecraft Server

Confidence, doubt, inner strength, Insecurity, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-doubt, self-image, self-validation, Server, valid, validation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	131	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4591
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ores Mined:	8382
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Votes:	4268
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Votes:	9649
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8242	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.