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Corner Minecraft SMP Altseason Just Around Is The

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Emeralds Found:	3630

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us as we embark on a wild altcoin season adventure, where the only currency that matters is the “Alt” key! Our Altseason Index is currently at a whopping 88, which means it’s the perfect time to join and start investing in some virtual altcoins.

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and crazy events happening every day on our server. From mysterious altcoin heists to epic altcoin battles, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have altcoins, am I right?

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Animals Bred:	74
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Emeralds Found:	9754	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	4692	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?

SunsetCraft: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	101	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Instead of reading about cute anime girls, you can actually interact with them in-game. Want to date a tsundere zombie? Go for it! Prefer a yandere creeper? They’re waiting for you!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!