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FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4597	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1460
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	3112	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1606	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7722
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3389	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	722
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8372	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Items Found:	5234	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mines Excavated:	4510
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!