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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General #2067

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Chorli and Vagoo reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, princesses, and assassin businesses in Hell.

Ever wanted to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and watch as patients “check out” into Heaven.

But that’s not all – run your own small assassin business with your demon Imp friends and survive each other’s crazy antics. Who knew running a startup in Hell could be so entertaining?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs Heaven when you can have all this fun in Hell? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our Minecraft SMP today!

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DivorceDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of alimony disputes, blocked messages, and birthday gift fails!

We offer a unique experience where you can roleplay as the AH or the victim in a never-ending cycle of family drama. Build your virtual world while navigating through complex relationships with your in-game parents.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure lies in uncovering the truth hidden in divorce papers. Will you be able to forgive and forget, or will you be forever haunted by the consequences of not reading the documents?

Join now and experience the thrill of emotional rollercoasters, passive-aggressive messages, and unresolved family issues. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Don’t be the bad guy, be the hero of your own virtual soap opera on our server!

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FacePantsCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly express your love for your significant other in a hilarious and slightly creepy way? Look no further! Join our server and show off your customized boxer briefs with your face, hearts, and a picture that makes it look like you’re hugging your partner’s…well, you know. And don’t forget the word “mine” plastered over it for that possessive touch!

But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

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FlickFreak Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most fucked up movie ever is the theme of the week!

Imagine building your base next to a giant popcorn machine that shoots out explosive kernels every hour. Or participating in a movie marathon where the films are so messed up, you’ll question your own sanity. And don’t even get us started on the mini-games, like “Escape the Killer Clown” or “Survive the Zombie Apocalypse in a Rom-Com Setting.”

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time, join us now! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the most fucked up movie ever.

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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General #2067

DivorceDrama Minecraft Server

FacePantsCraft

FlickFreak Minecraft SMP

NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything