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Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	413
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	533
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	238
Magic Items Found:	8997	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	New Chunks Explored:	60185
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a creeper to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, maybe stick to farming).

Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and enter the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find yourself in a world filled with Acherons and Myriad Celestias. Don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have Robin, Boothill, and other crazy characters by your side to help you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! We have an Immersive Interactive Exhibition that will blow your mind and make you question reality. And don’t forget to redeem your special codes for exclusive in-game items like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, and MOREPEACH (because who doesn’t love peaches, am I right?).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously insane adventures begin!

MineHonkai: StarRail LOL General Server – Join Now for Epic Adventures & Non-stop Laughs!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can explore the vast world of Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng! Fight dragons, build epic castles, and conquer the land like a true warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Myriad Celestia realm and experience Kyoden: A Cleave Across the Transient World. It’s a world full of mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Plus, don’t miss out on the Animated Short: Rondo Across Countless Kalpas – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha + Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng. And for those looking for a challenge, check out the Light Cone Banners – Along the Passing Shore (Nihility) and Echoes of the Coffin (Abundance).

But wait, there’s even more! Get your hands on Robin and Boothill, two powerful 5-star characters that will help you dominate the server. And don’t forget to participate in our “Immersive Interactive Exhibition” web event for a chance to win exclusive prizes!

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, we have redeemable codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, MOREPEACH, and more! Use them to unlock special rewards and power up your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	4610
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6148	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6915
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

CraftyChicksLoveBlocks

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crops Grown:	6820
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!

2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.

4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.

5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!