Almost Human Minecraft Servers

Almost Human Minecraft Servers

  • SerialSlaughtererMC SMP

    SerialSlaughtererMC SMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 891
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you have to watch out for the notorious serial killer, Steve the Slayer! Legend has it that he roams the lands looking for unsuspecting players to add to his collection of heads. But don’t worry, if you manage to survive his wrath, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart Steve the Slayer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GratefulCraft

    GratefulCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6376
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you grateful for finding the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server

    Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4085
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 183 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1583 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying brats in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own paradise away from whiny kids like Renton from Eureka 7. Our server is brat-free guaranteed, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any annoying interruptions. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying brats forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_Minecrafter_Chuuba_The_Fake_Voice_Master

    SMP_Minecrafter_Chuuba_The_Fake_Voice_Master
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5837
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7662
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 192 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. It was clucking madness! So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft: GF Phone Invasion

    SnoozeCraft: GF Phone Invasion
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6836
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-girlfriend snooping, Instagram stalking, and heated arguments over social media etiquette!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your in-game girlfriend starts accusing you of betrayal because you follow an ex on Instagram. The drama! The tension! The absurdity of it all!

    But fear not, for this server is not just about relationship drama. It’s also about meeting random people at clubs and parties and following them out of sheer laziness. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon your next in-game bestie while exploring our virtual world.

    So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable social media choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebSciTimeLord Minecraft SMP

    CelebSciTimeLord Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3797
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll get to build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and even participate in epic rap battles with Endermen.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot, including enchanted golden apples, Netherite armor, and even a pet dragon named Steve.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a regular player on our server. That’s right, the man who sent a car into space is just one /tp command away from hanging out with you in our virtual world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HateCraft: The Evolution

    HateCraft: The Evolution
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7924
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cotton candy, and riding on the backs of flying pigs while fighting off hordes of evil villagers.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a special event where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant slime with a taste for players’ heads! And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our “Death by Cuteness” challenge, where you have to survive being attacked by an army of adorable kittens armed with tiny swords.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianMarch10Minecraft

    UkrainianMarch10Minecraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4745
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ores Mined: 8065
    Villages Defended: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lolz, on this server, we got Ukrainians invading Russia every day! Join us and witness the epic battles as they march nearly 10 miles to conquer new lands! Who needs politics when you can have Minecraft drama like this? Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blossom Realms

    Blossom Realms
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 722
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1042 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    A vibrant and friendly Minecraft server where your creativity can flourish! Our community is one of the most welcoming you’ll find, with players and staff who are always ready to lend a hand, share tips, or just have a great time together. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurous explorer.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Basement Gaming: Where the only thing modded is our sanity! 1.21, Invite-only

    Basement Gaming: Where the only thing modded is our sanity! 1.21, Invite-only
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6939
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9721 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Basement Gaming <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/pandora-craft-custom-economy/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Basement Gaming Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Community with History Join a server with a rich legacy and a community of dedicated players.
    Play Your Way Choose your own path, whether you want to create or challenge others.
    Simple Rules Straightforward rules with no tolerance for hacking.
    Vanilla+ Experience Enjoy a curated mod list for enhanced gameplay without overcomplicating things.

    Joining Details:

    Mark your calendar for the relaunch on August 9th! Get whitelisted on Discord: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

    Hosted By:

    We are hosted by GGServers. Use discount code BGMN for 25% off when starting your own server.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Why should I join Basement Gaming? Join a community with history, freedom to play your way, simple rules, and a Vanilla+ experience.
    When is the relaunch? The relaunch is on August 9th.
    How can I get whitelisted? Join our Discord server and follow the instructions there.
    Who is hosting the server? We are hosted by GGServers, a reliable hosting service.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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