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CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Votes:	4103	Towns Built:	1

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4145	Crops Grown:	9066
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	46

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!