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Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2538
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mines Excavated:	4675	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	3839	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2754
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	89	Farms Harvested:	778
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	746070

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!