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Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

advertising, AIIIIIIEEEEEE, ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD, BIZARRE, creepy, Disturbing, fast food, Game, Horror, Internet Sensation, Japan, Kids, Marketing, McDonald’s Japan, Minecraft, online frenzy, Server, SHE’S NOT GONNA STOP, Shocking.., social media, trending, twitter, urban legend, viral tweet

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

And don’t even get me started on our archived member projects – from 3D karaoke parties to academic tests, we’ve got it all. Join us for Minecraft Hide & Seek (Met POV) or Sumire’s VSPO Morals Check #2 – you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

Accommodation, all inclusive, celebration, donation link, dress codes, expensive wedding, Extravagant, financial status, gift policy, GiftlessGamer, grandiose wedding, Guilt, highlight, honeymoon, Minecraft, Miscommunication., multiple events, newlyweds, prestigious resort, refined taste, Server, Unclear

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9704	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Emeralds Found:	8836
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	3680
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	9152	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1893	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8234	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	111
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	3770
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	5465

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!