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BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

deadly.demon.cat:20020

Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	4076
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Potions Brewed:	111	Buildings Constructed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	2132
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ores Mined:	3024	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

CraftyChristmasGov

Christian minority, christmas, CraftyChristmasGov, government announcement, government decision, government policy, holiday celebration, holiday declaration, holiday observance, holiday recognition, MIDDLE EAST, new government, public announcement, public holiday, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian culture, Syrian politics, Syrian society

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!