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CraftyCitizenshipQuest

citizenship applications, citizenship barriers, citizenship criteria, citizenship difficulties, citizenship hurdles, citizenship laws, citizenship obstacles, citizenship process, citizenship qualifications, citizenship regulations, citizenship requirements, citizenship restrictions, citizenship struggles, citizenship tests, CraftyCitizenshipQuest, difficult citizenship, global citizenship, immigration challenges

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	265
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining citizenship is harder than trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon! Our server is so exclusive, even the creepers need a visa to enter.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on the craziest citizenship journey of your life. Rumor has it that the only way to become a citizen is to defeat the mighty Wither Boss in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And trust us, that Wither Boss is a pro at throwing down some serious shapes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted instant citizenship and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come on over and test your luck on our server. Who knows, you might just become a citizen faster than a zombie can break down a wooden door.

HebrewCraft: Weapon Swap Fun!

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Fun, Geopolitical, handover, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military cooperation, russia, SECURITY, seized weapons, Swap, Ukraine, weapon, weapons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got russian weapons from hezbollah dat we gonna give to ukraine. yea, u heard me right. we out here playin minecraft but also doin international diplomacy. come join da fun and maybe u can negotiate some deals too. who knows, maybe ukraine will give u a diamond sword in return. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness.

Plasma Party: Fluctuation Fun

#supercomputer, advanced computing, computational science, computer modeling, Conjunction, coupled generation, data analysis, distribution function, energetic particles, experimental validation, fluctuation, Fun, particle dynamics, Party, PHYSICS., Plasma, plasma fluctuations, plasma physics, reproduce, researchers, scientific discovery, scientific research, simulation, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make plasma fluctuations look like child’s play! our supercomputer is so powerful, it can reproduce TWO plasma fluctuations at once! when the first one starts growin’, it messes up all them energetic particles and BAM the second one shows up like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a party in the plasma world, and you’re invited! who knew minecraft could be so electrifying? join now for a shockingly good time!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 15, building, Characters, Cities, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, Environment, Janitors, Lore, nation, Religions, Roleplay, Scenarios, smp, Story, Towns, Villages, Whitelist, Wiki, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchantments Applied:	134	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Overview
Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Overview

Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server?	JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where players can create their own culture, nation, and story within a fictional world.
Are there any build restrictions?	While there isn’t a strict build theme or style, massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map are not allowed. Towns, Villages, and Cities are encouraged.
How can I join the server?	Joining the Discord server is required, and all new members must fill out a quick application after reading the rules.
Can I create my own culture and religion?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures and religions within the server.

The Ivory Trail 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, back, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Ivory, MOTHERFUCKERS, Oppression, power, prejudice, Privilege, protest, racism, social justice, society, Supremacy, systemic racism, Trail, white men

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Animals Bred:	105	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Yo, listen up, we got a Minecraft server where the white men are back and they’re taking over like it’s 1492 all over again!

Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build your own empire and conquer the land like a true colonizer.

We’ve got crazy mods that will make you question reality, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server – are you brave enough to join the resistance?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show those pixelated natives who’s boss!

AlarmBlocker Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmBlocker, annoyance, Classes, college, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Dawn, dorm, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, morning routine, PRAYER, Religious, resolution, roommate, Server, Sleep, switch off, tired, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner prankster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with outrageous antics and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s roommate, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters with different beliefs and practices. Maybe you’ll even come across a player who sets off alarms at dawn to wake up and perform a ritual in-game! Will you be the one to sabotage their alarm clock and cause chaos in the virtual world?

Join now for a chance to pull off epic pranks, make new friends, and navigate through dorm room drama like never before. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate prankster on our server!

ChildhoodBFFsGForElse

anger, Boundaries, ChildhoodBFFsGForElse, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Disrespect, emotions, forgiveness, friendship, harm, Jealousy, mental health, relationships, Sadness, self-care, Support, toxic behavior, Trauma, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and friendship intertwine in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of falling out with friends, only to reconnect and fall out again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned friendship rollercoaster.

Join us and experience the joy of trying to hook up your friend with your crush, only to end up falling for them yourself. And let’s not forget the excitement of cutting ties with toxic friends and dealing with the aftermath. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where the drama-filled journey takes you. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in the end. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

VintageVibesCraft

1900s, Advancements, Antiques, Artifacts, culture, customs, Forgotten, History, inventions, Lifestyle, memorabilia, Nostalgia, obsolete, past, progress, Relics, society, Technology, Traditions, vintage, VintageVibesCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	86
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

What’s something that people had in the 1900s that we don’t have now? A time machine to join our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is so epic that people from the past are dying to join us. We’ve got pixelated dinosaurs roaming around, secret treasure chests filled with virtual gold, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through time and space on our mind-blowing Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump10

Business, China, CraftyTrump10, decision, donald trump, economic policy, Economy, export, FEBRUARY, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, Politics, stock market, tariff, trade agreement, trade deal, trade war, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Farms Harvested:	286	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! our server is so lit, even donald trump is considering a 10% tariff on china just to get a piece of the action. build your own wall, make deals with villagers, and watch out for creepers who are secretly russian spies. join now and make minecraft great again!

Suck It Up – Minecraft Server

bad, cleaning, confusion, Context, contradictory, funny, Good, Home cleaning, household appliance, Humorous, ineffective, Interpretation, ironic, loud vacuum, Minecraft, Noisy, opinion, Perception, Powerful, Server, Suck, SUCKS, vacuum cleaner

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i could join a server where the vacuum cleaners actually suck, but in a good way”? well, guess what, buddy, you’re in luck! our server is the only place where vacuum cleaners are the key to survival!

picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!

so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!