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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	202
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	247
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Dimension Hops:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!