all assassinations – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoSnoopZoneMC

banning roommate, Boundaries, Communication, confrontations, creepy behavior, invasion of privacy, lease agreement, locking door, NoSnoopZoneMC, personal space, privacy violation, respecting boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommates, roommates not respecting, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with creepy roommates like Jacob! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a server where you can lock your virtual door and keep out any unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is equipped with the latest security measures to ensure that no one can enter your virtual space without your permission.

Join us and never worry about someone going into your virtual room to create a “draft” ever again. Our community is full of friendly players who respect each other’s virtual privacy.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to endless fun and laughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

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HamsterGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal deaths, curious deaths, hamster owners, HamsterGoneWild, hamsters, Minecraft, pet anecdotes, pet care, pet community, pet experiences, pet forums, pet loss, pet owners, pet questions, pet stories, Pets, reddit, rodent behavior, rodent care, smp, strange deaths, unusual deaths

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally epic and stuff! So, like, one time, this player’s pet hamster somehow glitched out and turned into a creeper and blew up their whole base! It was insane, but also kinda hilarious, you know? And then another player’s hamster, like, started flying around on a magic carpet and shooting lasers out of its eyes, it was wild! So yeah, if you wanna experience crazy shenanigans like that, you gotta join this SMP, trust me, it’s lit AF! Plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness, amirite? Just hop on and let the chaos begin, it’s gonna be a blast! #hamsterhavoc #creeperhamster #laserbeamsandmagiccarpets #minecraftmadness 🐹💥🍰🤪

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BlockyPolitix

BlockyPolitix, Campaign, Democracy, discontent, dissatisfaction, election, exhausted, FATIGUE, Frustrated, Government, Impeachment, leadership, opposition, Politics, president, protest, Rally, resistance, tired, trump, united states

Are you sick and tired of Trump’s shenanigans? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted guests – just like Trump wanted to do! But don’t worry, our wall is made of diamond blocks and guarded by a team of friendly creepers.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, you can even create your own presidential palace and rule over your own mini Minecraft country. Who needs Trump when you can be the king (or queen) of your own virtual world?

So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and exploding TNTs? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a better tomorrow – one block at a time.

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AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician

America, American society, AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician, Challenges, cognitive difficulties, good people, Greenland, greenlandic, international relations, memory lapses, Memory Loss, memory recall, mental health, mental struggle, political commentary, political figure, political leader, politician, remember, Struggle, united states

so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and just feel like you need a server that’s as crazy as a llama wearin’ a top hat? well, do i have the place for you! this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of diamond blocks and creepers wearin’ sunglasses.

let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.

if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

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PillPopper’s Teen Baby Boom Bust

baby, birth control pill, boom, Bust, Contraception, contraceptive methods, Decline, demographic trends, Family Planning, fertility responses, granular data, halving, hormonal contraception, oral contraceptives, PillPoppers, pregnancy prevention, public health, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, Sweden, Teen, teen pregnancies, teenage births, Women’s Health

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the birth control pill for teen pregnancies! Swedan data shows dat once u pop on dis server, teen births be droppin’ like flies! It’s like magic, but wit blocky characters and creepers! So come on, join us and be part of da revolution against teen pregnancies in Minecraft world! Let’s make dem numbers drop faster than a stack of sand in a desert biome!

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Eternal Dreaming Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, ANNOYING, dreaming, ETERNAL, Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, never shut up, piece of shit, Realms, self esteem, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-deprecating, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image issues, self-perception, Ugly

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world and hang out with other ugly annoying pieces of shit who never shut the fuck up!

We have a community of players who look just like this and will make you question reality every time you log on.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, confusion, and questionable life choices.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server.

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HalfSisNieceMC Server

blended family, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family vacation, Family Values, half-sister, HalfSisNieceMC, new family members, Niece, Resentment, Server, step-family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as finding out you have a secret sibling and niece/nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected family drama and awkward encounters!

Imagine logging on to our server and being greeted by long-lost family members who suddenly want to be a part of your life. It’s like a virtual family reunion every time you play! Plus, you’ll get to experience the joy of being called “Uncle OP” by a random child who thinks you’re the best at everything.

And get this – we have a special feature where you can send virtual money to your newfound relatives in exchange for their love and attention! It’s a win-win situation, just like in real life (or at least in this crazy Minecraft world).

So come join us on this server where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot, and where you’ll never know who might show up next to claim their spot in your virtual family tree. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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ZoomRoomZingers

AITAH, cleaners, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dilated eyes, eye appointment, Home office, household chores, husband and wife, medical procedure, medication, meeting etiquette, Miscommunication., office space, Reddit response, relationship dynamics, rude behavior, WFH etiquette, work from home, zoom meeting, ZoomRoomZingers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to call you an asshole for needing to grab your medication! Our server is the perfect place for players who value good WFH etiquette and communication skills.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of respecting each other’s space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some eye-dilated players looking for a new office to hang out in!

So come on, join our server and leave the drama at the door (or office, in this case). We can’t wait to see you in-game!

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CraftyCreeperCafe

BANKRUPTCY, budget cuts, closing down, CraftyCreeperCafe, declining sales, decreased quality, empty tables, failing restaurant, financial struggles, High turnover rate, lack of customers, outdated menu, poor reviews, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant business, restaurant closure, restaurant management, restaurant owner, Shutting Down, signs of closure, unpaid bills

Are the creepers outside the restaurant giving you the side-eye? Is the owner trying to serve you rotten flesh instead of steak? Sounds like it’s time to abandon ship and join our Minecraft server before the restaurant goes up in flames (literally, because someone keeps setting fire to the kitchen). Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, lava parkour challenges, and a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the impending restaurant disaster and join our wacky world of blocky adventures!

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BusBlowUpCraft

breaking news, Bus bombings, BusBlowUpCraft, Buses exploded, central Israel, Civil unrest, Conflict, extremism, Israel attacks, israeli news, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, security threat, Succession, Terrorism, terrorist attack, terrorist incident, terrorist violence, Tragedy, violence

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re in the middle of a terrorist attack in central Israel! 3 buses explode right in front of your eyes, but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server! Join now for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life! Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, join today!

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