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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7761 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1720 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!