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GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	267
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	6257
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	47580
Void Armor Forged:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1327	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	167
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	565045	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4479
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?