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Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1360	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4297	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1000
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Animals Bred:	73
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7396
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	6694
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.