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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4987 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3977 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
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