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Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	8292	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	182	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!