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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3107 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
